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Thursday, March 25, 2010
Dream Diary: Entry 39
The golden retriever ate the other golden retriever!
 I had a dream that I was in my grandmother's neighborhood and I was with a couple of people and someone's golden retriever was running around. We were all having a good time.

The dog ran off and came back later with something in its mouth. As it ran closer and dropped what it was holding, I saw that it was another golden retriever but only the head and part of the front leg.

The original golden retriever suddenly was missing its legs now and I assumed that the two got into a fight.

I ran over to the dog head and it was still alive. I grabbed the collar and read the address number on the license. We all went to the house and rang the doorbell. I talked to the people inside and said "we found your dog" and she said "yeah we already found him, he ran away a few months ago"

I showed her the dog and she was freaking out.

Then I woke up

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Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Dream Diary: Entry 38
McDonald's Wants My Blood
I had a dream that I was going to McDonald's with my cousin Katie (aka bubblehip from YouTube.) We made our order and Katie started to walk off. I was trying to pay for our meal but the guy at the counter needed my I.D but I didn't have it, so I motioned to Katie asking for hers and she didn't have it either. So the guy at the counter said "okay, well if you don't have your I.D you can watch this show and you'll be clear." The show was starring the rapper Ice-T and the whole thing was in sepia tone. I watched a few seconds and couldn't take it anymore so I went to the teller and I said "I can't watch this s***!" The teller than said that I can have my meal if I gave him a blood sample through a syringe. I started flipping out asking "What the hell? Are you serious!? I'm not giving you any of my blood! I have anxiety!" Some more people came into line to order food and one of them was DiGiTiLsOuL from YouTube  
 haha! He started talking to me and explaining how donating blood to McDonald's wasn't that bad. I still couldn't do it, so the teller then gave me an earring to wear so that they knew that I haven't paid. The earring looked like the tags on the ears of cows and it was hanging from a paper clip that I had to put in my ear. I put it in my ear and walked to the car with my food and gave Katie her food too. haha pretty crazy.
Written at 7:59 PM by MyPinkElephants.
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