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Thursday, August 27, 2009
Dream Diary: Entry 31
The Cops Need Me to Elucidate
I had a dream that I was in a van, and 2 guys were driving me places. The van got pulled over by two cops so we pulled over and the cops were on eah side of the car looking in and asking questions (SuperTroopers style.) The cops began to reach little objects in front of me and I had to make any sort of audible confirmation that I understood what it was. *Ex: One of the cops held up a toy boat in front of me and I had to say something like "Oh, I've been on a boat before." or the cop held up a dessert and I would have to say "I've never had that, but it looks good."* While they were holding up an object I didn't say anything and the kid sitting in front of me whispered "Just say anything." so I continued to make little remarks about the object in front of me. o.o

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Friday, August 14, 2009
Dream Diary: Entry 30


WILFORD BRIMLEY SAYS IT'S TOO PORANGE!
I had a dream that I was cooking in a kitchen outside. I was cooking rice with Wilford Brimley, and he was criticizing everything I was doing. I think his wife was beside me behind another counter. Wilford Brimley kept telling me "You're making your rice too porange." I asked him "what does porange mean?" and him and his wife were talking to me like I was dumb because I didn't know what porange meant. Apparently, porange meant that I was adding too many ingredients to my rice, thus adding an orange tint to my rice. So I asked "Why isn't it just called making my rice too orange?" and he said "because it's porange."

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Thursday, August 6, 2009
Dream Diary: Entry 29

The Dead Dog Museum
I had a dream that I was walking in a giant empty parking lot that was lit by tall parking lot overhead lights. The were giant hooks on the parking lot lights and there were dogs hanging from them. I walked into what looked like a fishing bait shack but it was like a museum inside. There were dogs laying everywhere on the floor, and they had giant scars behind their front legs on their ribs and on their chest. All the dogs were barely alive and people were petting them and crying. I got too close to one dog's wound and it started to growl.

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Written at 7:42 PM by MyPinkElephants.
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