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Friday, September 18, 2009
Dream Diary: Entry 35
Space Pods


My dream starts out on Earth. My boyfriend and I are going on a trip to another planet. We get on a spaceship to go to another space station. Once we're there they can only take people to the next space station in small groups. I had to get on the first spaceship and my boyfriend on the second.  Sigourney Weaver was the captain and she said "are you all ready? We're going to to really fast!" the ship began to move at light speed, and I texted my boyfriend "We're going ludicrous speed!" Once we arrived, there were these pod-like entrances we had to go through in order to get into this space station. We had to run to get there and into the pod entrance or else we would run out of breathing time. I remember running and starting to feel it get difficult for me to breathe, it was a very strange realistic feeling of breathing in alien air. There were instructions as to how you're supposed to enter these pods. There were three buttons, red, green and gray. The gray one would open the pod and you could go in. Our group got inside just fine. The next group of people were completely messing it up. They were hitting the wrong buttons and accidentally squashing/killing people. I ran outside and tried to help these people but I began to not be able to breathe. A technician came by and put a breathing apparatus over my face but it was still hard to breathe, and that's all I can remember.

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Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Dream Diary: Entry 34

 Wayne Knight wants to eat my arms


I had a dream that I was entering a large building.
I went on the elevator and got on the second floor when I noticed that I got my period.
Wayne Knight got on the elevator (a large Wayne Knight before he lost the weight) and I asked him where the bathroom was. He said it was on the first floor and he'd take me there. He tricked me and we ended up going on the top floor which was his apartment. I was running around looking for the bathroom. He had a giant apartment and i couldn't find anything. He began to call my name and it took a long time to find him. When I found him I asked him where the bathroom was. He said "you're not going anywhere." I said "let me go" and he said "Gimme those arms.......I'm gonna eat your arms." I began grabbing everything in sight and hitting him over the head with it. He fell down but began to get back up. I quickly thought to myself that this is insane and it must be a dream. I woke myself up and was thankful to have both of my arms :D


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Sunday, September 13, 2009
Dream Diary: Entry 33
Dead
 
 Did you ever have one of those dreams where you are freaking out because you know you're going to die?
Usually that feeling will inform my brain that I'm dreaming. When I woke up I was overjoyed that it was all fake.
I looked as though I was see-through, and I could see other people who were see-through. I remember passing by my cousin's gravestone and mine was next to hers. I'm pretty sure I didn't think I was dead, just in a weird state of life. I was still able to talk to people in person and on the phone. For some reason my cousin was replaced by Liv Tyler and I kept seeing her image on busses. Not an actual billboard but as though she was stuck in the reflection of these busses. I walked into Best Buy and they were going out of business so I was looking around at the discounts. I walked out and realized that the see-through people had numbers on their shirts. There was one guy who had a "1" on his shirt, and he was walking towards me when a giant light came out of him and his spirit had released into the sky. I figured out that the numbers on the shirts meant days left to live on earth. I looked down at my shirt and it said "19". This is when I began to freak out and suddenly woke up.

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Saturday, September 5, 2009
Dream Diary: Entry 32
Meryl Streep is the Devil


I was in a village, and it was very similar to the Village in M. Night Shyamalan's The Village.
There were things that had to be buried because they were certain colors and little rituals that people would do. There was a box that no one was every supposed to open, but someone ended up opening it. Meryl Streep came out of the box and she was satanic. She was running around the town and terrorizing people. I was with some people and there were paintings of birds in red on the outside of houses. But there was a glass house all of a sudden and on the doors of the glass house there were white birds. Someone asks "What does that mean?" and someone else replied, "I think it means go in there if we want to live" I think Meryl Streep ended up being captured in the box again. I woke up. The end.