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Monday, June 29, 2009
Dream Diary: Entry 26
The Very Windy House
I had a dream that I was going to my Aunt and Uncle's house, but it was their old house they lived in last year. When I entered, my cousin Richie gave said "Here, I'll give this to you once this is all over." and he handed me a copy of the movie The Amityville Horror on DVD. For some reason I had a lot of tattoos and my cousin Denise was admiring them (Denise died almost a year ago but there was a story in the dream of how she came back somehow.) I remember I had all the Boohbah characters tattooed on the back of my leg and some gaming characters like Animal Crossing or something. Their dog Jetta was lost and he ran away. My aunt and maybe my grandma were outside in sleepingbags, and they were talking to me through the glass back door. It started to become very windy and the corners of the back doors were starting to peel up from the wind. Someone brought the dog home but he was very old and no longer a puppy.

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Saturday, June 20, 2009
Dream Diary: Entry 25
Parallel Painting World
I had a dream about a parallel universe. In this world you can fast forward and rewind. My group had a bunch of guns and we were trying to shoot these bad guys that looked like the Locusts from the game Gears of War (So was I a cog?). I was in a truck waiting for them to come when it fast forwarded to James Marsden having sex with some creature in the middle of the road. (I know who James Marsden is because I like X-Men, not because I watch chick flicks...I hate chick flicks) The dream shifted in a different direction. I entered another world and everyone looked like a warped painting. There was a guy there that wanted me to stay in his world, I think it was James Marsden in painting-person form. I got to know a lot of interesting characters and they all wanted me to stay. I went to give James a massage but the bed we were on kept leaking water. At the end of the dream there was a bunch of trivia question relating to what world I should stay in. The real James Marsden wanted to stay on earth but the painting James Marsden wanted me to stay in his world. I was sitting down with earth people and we were all looking at at television screen that had these trivia questions. One of them was "What was the first gas station to have $7.77 as a gas price?" I picked the wrong answer and it showed me what it would be like to leave earth and live in this other world. We answered the rest of the questions and the last one revealed that all these characters were subliminally put into my mind because all of their pictures/paintings were on the wall wherever I went. It was some sort of experiment to see if I would make up these people in my head due to character pictures on the walls.

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Friday, June 12, 2009
Sir Elmebrigge Frankenpice III
Photo of: Sir Elmebrigge Frankenpice III
Taken by: Meldesiah Drafterwin
Date: Unknown

Sir Elmebrigge Frankenpice III was a wealthy man, he had everything a man could ever want. His father was in the oil business his whole life, and when he passed away the entire Frankenpice fortune went to Elmebrigge.
One day Elmebrigge attended a freak show, it was a new attraction in town but growing very quickly in popularity. He was so entertained and became interested in buying the performers to make a show of his own.He approached the owner of the freak show and tried to buy his act, even offering his whole fortune. After hours of arguing, the owner of the freak show still would not sell him his acts for all the money in the world. Being denied angered Elmebrigge, so he scuffled off and decided to create a freak show of his own. He spent almost all of his money creating stages and seats for entertainers expecting the profits to sky rocket. He began searching around town for "freaks" and he came across an old gypsy woman. He asked her if she would like to be in his freak show. The gypsy woman's face filled with anger, and then a warm smile. The gypsy woman had agreed to be an attraction in Elmebrigge's freak show. After months of searching, he had gathered up 10 people to be in his show and was ready for opening night. The old gypsy woman asked to speak with Elmebrigge before the show, she asked him questions about payment and work nights. While Elmebrigge and the Gypsy woman were finishing their conversation about payment, she looked him in the eye and asked him to hold out his hand. Elmebrigge held out his hand and the gypsy woman rolled back her eyes and said "Hecktee, Shoontie, Remplance, Break Life's Law. With each coin, hand comes closer to paw." She then stroked his hand and started to walk away. Elmebrigge asked "What did you do?" and she replied "A spell for many earnings tonight." He smiled and began taking admission fees for his first show. Throughout the week Elmebrigge's freak show became very successful, but his appearance started to change. He had to wear long sleeves now because he had grown an unusually thick layer of hair on his arms. He had to shave four times a day to keep his face clear of hair. He was speaking less and becoming dehydrated very frequently in the hot sun. By the end of the second week, his height decreased and he had become very hairy. His nails grew thick and long and he had to trim them hourly because he was scratching the customers. His nose pointed out more, and it seemed as though his whole skeletal structure was warping. His tongue hung out of his mouth, and he had a new growth coming out of his backside. His limbs grew shorter and he resembled a small animal now, he barely talked and stopped wearing clothing. He had been to every doctor in the city, and none of them had any idea what to do. The crowds were now coming to see Elmebrigge instead of the freak show. The Gypsy woman came up to him one day, picked him up and put him on the stage in her section. She changed the sign from "Witch" to "Dog Man" and left a bowl of water in there for him with some food. The Gypsy woman began to run the freak show and quickly became rich off of Elmebrigge. She purchased a camera in the city and took the famous photo of Elmebrigge we all know and love today. The Gypsy woman grew very popular and rich off of her new freak show. She was adored by many people and lead a very long happy life. Elmebrigge went on living his life as a dog with some human qualities that are shown in his photo. When the Gypsy woman put this curse on Elmebrigge, she made it so that every time another person's money touched Elmebrigge's hand, it would turn more and more into a paw, thus becoming an animal (With each coin, hand comes closer to paw.) What he did not know was that she also put an eternal life curse on him (Break Life's Law.) Elmebrigge still roams the streets of London to this day. Though it is very hard to find him, people have reported seeing a dog walking around with a pipe in his mouth in the late evenings during the Summer. Some say he is still looking for new freak show attractions, for in the Summer was the high point in audiences for freak shows.

[Story inspired by a photo I found on the internet]
-Leah

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Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Dream Diary: Entry 24

Jeff Dunham and the Yoga Balls
I had this dream yesterday but I didn't have time to post it. I'm in an auditorium filled with hundreds of kids. My cousin Katie and her friend Kelly are there. I think it's their school. Instead of curtains being on the stage, they were in the seating area, and there were no chairs, we all sat on the floor.There was some sort of game on a giant screen on stage that we were all playing. We had the scoring system on the wrong setting though, so a teacher came on stage and showed us how the point system was supposed to work. We all had it on a system where it put all the winning points separated and she changed the setting so that they were all together. Now while playing, the points went up much faster because of this new setting. The screen went down and Jeff Dunham was behind it on a stool. He was giving out giant Yoga balls. Yoga balls were floating all over the room. A lot of people left their yoga balls so I took mine and one extra to give to my boyfriend because he said they're good to sit on while at the computer.

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Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Dream Diary: Entry 23

The Dead Dolphin
I had a dream that I was on some big boat with my boyfriend. He was trying to hide a dead baby dolphin on board. We put it in a cooler on the bow behind the actual cooler that people were using for drinks. The baby dead dolphin was perfectly wrapped in saran wrap. I took a plastic bag and tried to cover it more just in case someone opened it. Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

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